Milton Milton and his reluctant side-kick Keith Osgood are live on air waiting for their special guest star to arrive. Milton describes her as "showbiz royalty", but things rarely go to plan on the Milton Milton Show. This episode also features Quiz of the Week, with fading TV presenter Colostomy Withers, and a less than engaging chat with Robert the Voiceover Robot. Contains strong language. Written & produced by Brian Luff and Georgina Sowerby.